Fungul to those stupid art house movies that hipsters, pretentious yuppies and insecure gays have to go see so they have something to talk about in the colder winter months instead of how great their hiking adventure followed by a low brow dinner of Pale Ale's and "Za" from their local "House of". No one is impressed that you saw Moonrise Kingdom. Today the Missus leaned over and asked do you want to watch Anna.... { long pause }..... Anna Karen, Nina? I responded NO! If you can't pronounce it we aint watching it. Fungul art house movies and Zooey Deschanel too at 33 years old nerd glasses and asking your phone for soup does not make you "adorkable" it makes you an odd woman nearing middle age whose ego is bigger than her talent. If I passed you on the street I would assume you lived with at least dozen cats who help inspire your art which is writing Emily The Strange fan fiction
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