Welcome to the Toxic Love Juice blog and Congratulations on finding the number one blog on the internet!  Number one in the 11-79 year old “doesn’t own a computer or smart phone or know how to use either of them” demographic. 

This here blog site features funny stuff.  Or at least attempts at funny stuff.  Ok, there will be SOME funny stuff at the very least..  That’s why we are The Toxic Love Juice Comedy Bandits.  We are like the “Avengers” of blog comedy.  Instead of the 5 strongest, smartest, fastest super hero’s teaming up to save the world from evil, we are 5 open-mic comedians from Boston that are here to laugh at the world and make fun of anybody wearing underpants on the outside of their stretchy pants.  Being a Toxic Love Juice Comedy Bandit means you are willing to steal precious time away from people who could be doing so much else with their lives but instead making them read and or listen to what YOU think is funny!  There's 5 of us so we might all have a different take on something. There will be topical stuff, pop culture stuff, stories, jokes, drawings, random thoughts. Some of it will be clean and lots of it will be filthy. Depends on the blogger. Could be some thoughts on a current event. The event could be something in the news or something in the respective bloggers toilet. Depends on the blogger. You'll figure it out. Read on!

-JP Crow